Dog-Vetted Career Advice

Other than the occasional barking cameo, it’s unlikely my dog will ever be a guest on the Kook Jester Show. Arranging his thoughts into well-ordered, coherent speech proves challenging at this juncture. Besides, in lacking a developed pre-frontal cortex he’s also spared human-like obsessions over life’s meaning, purpose, and goals. That isn’t to say, however, his example is without merit and unable to point where we might find ours. Take his morning. Actually, condense it. All this happened within 45 minutes:

• Chased Squirrels (Caught None)

• Ate Horse Crap 

• Licked Undercarriage

• Passed Out

Tomorrow will look much the same as today. Further, any feedback on technique or my opinions on top-rated poops or appropriate behaviour don’t register as necessary.  To his mind, he crushes being a dog every single day. Riffing off his what he instinctively does, we can create our own versions of which rodents to chase and what crap to eat. Finding what they are will place us miles ahead.